Category Archive: Expectations

Feb
15
2012

Laughing At Spilled Milk: Picaken – a Test of Womanhood

Three step Picaken

Okay, I don’t usually post this frequently but the following must be processed. I’m thinking about making a picaken for Troy’s birthday.  For those of you who may not know, it’s a pie baked into a cake.  This totally cool blogging chick, Jamie the Very Worst Missionary,* made it for her family and it intrigued …

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Feb
13
2012

Laughing At Spilled Milk: Romantic Valentine’s Days and other Legends

“All of my friends put down Valentine’s Day.  They say it’s a made up holiday for greeting card companies to make money and so it’s stupid.  Deep down we all know they are devaluing to avoid disappointment.  But I want a Valentine and I’m not afraid to say it!” – Jenny Girl Ah, Valentine’s Day: …

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Feb
02
2012

Dear Me, about Protecting Your Kids…

“(Love) always protects.” – 1 Corinthians 13:7 Dear Me, Remember when you held our oldest for the first time. He was so beautiful, flawless, innocent.  There was not a single physical or emotional scar on him and your strongest desire was to keep him that way. In that moment you morphed into a mother. This …

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Dec
21
2011

Dear Me: About Kids and Faith

“And that ends round 2 between Jesus of Nazareth and Voldemort of Great Britain!” – Johnathan Durbin Dear Me, OK, let’s take a break from 1Corinthians to talk about the expectations you have about your kids’ faith in the Jesus area – with a Christmas emphasis. You do a pretty good job sharing your faith …

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Oct
04
2011

Laughing At Spilled Milk: Scrapbooking

OK, so I don’t scrapbook. Never saw the point.  Not only did I not have the time when the kids were growing up, but there was NO WAY I could have justified it to Troy, my thrifty Scotsman. “Hey baby, I’m going to take this simple $10 slip in the pocket photo album and turn it into …

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Sep
28
2011

Dear Me, About Mom Anger

“Love is not easily angered; does not fly off the handle” – 1 Corinthians 13:5 “Anger is a short madness.” – Horace Dear Me, Mom anger is an uncomfortable but important topic for us to discuss. Statistically, it holds more potential to hurt children than bullies or scary strangers at the playground because of its greater …

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Sep
21
2011

Dear Me, About Patience Part Two

“Love is Patient.” 1Corinthians 13:4 “There are two cardinal sins from which all others spring: impatience and laziness.” – Franz Kafka Dear Me, So, its 4pm Christmas Eve 1996 and the entire extended family will be descending upon your home in T-minus 16 hours. In that time you need to finish cleaning the house, prep …

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Sep
14
2011

Dear Me, About Patience…

“Love is Patient.” 1Corinthians 13:4 “You can learn many things from children;  how much patience you have, for instance.” – Franklin P. Jones Dear Me, Everyone knows that parents need patience so I ‘m not writing to you of the importance of this love attribute because you’re oblivious to your need for it.  I am …

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Jul
22
2011

Dear Me, About Raising Kids Right

Dear Me, OK, it’s time for you and me to have “the talk” about raising the kids, because I am reaping the consequences of your actions (and inactions).  I realize that this is a tricky topic – especially in our current culture – but because it is so important, I will dispense with the burden …

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Jun
15
2011

Dear Me, About Being a “Good” Mom…

“It’s not easy being a mother.  If it were easy, fathers would do it.” ~From the television show The Golden Girls Dear Me, So back when you were pregnant with your first, you and Troy took classes at the hospital to learn about everything from giving birth to caring for newborns.  Alas, you decide to …

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Jun
08
2011

Dear Me, About Dinner Parties…

Dear Me, Dinner parties are scary.  They really, really are.  You are setting yourself up to be judged as a homemaker, hostess, cook and woman in general.  It’s a lot of pressure, but when you know what you’re doing, they can be fun and enrich friendships. Let’s be frank.  You are the Lucille Ball of …

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Jun
05
2011

Dear Me, About teaching the kids to say please and thank you…

“The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.” – Fred Astaire Dear Me, Dad tells this cute story about how, when you were a toddler and picked up an object that you shouldn’t be in possession of (something break/flammable), Mom or Dad would say “Thank you!” with a big smile …

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May
08
2011

Dear Me, About Mother’s Day

Dear Me, Remember when you were pregnant with Timothy and your first Mother’s Day rolled around and you asked Troy what he was going to do for you to celebrate and he looked at you all confused and said, “What do you mean?  You’re not a mother.” Well, he doesn’t get much better. My advice?  …

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Apr
29
2011

Dear Me, About Releasing Kids into the Wild…

“Don’t handicap your children by making their lives easy.”  – Robert A. Heinlein Dear Me, So I’m talking to our sister today and she’s telling me that she is probably going to have to take her kids out of private Christian school and put them into public because they can’t really afford the steep tuition …

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Apr
19
2011

Dear Me, About Punishing a Child’s Mistake…

“A child is a curly dimpled lunatic.”  – Ralph Waldo Emerson Dear Me, A dear friend just told me a funny story.  Her six and four year old boys came upstairs – all proud, mind you – to show her the results of their new game: barber shop.  With the help of his older brother …

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